First of all, I'm going to include a disclaimer. This blog is not meant to completely dis guys and rip their hearts out. This is meant to share my stories of awkwardness and help those helpless guys who have no idea what they're doing. That particular type of guy somehow always manages to ask me out, and I am somehow always completely clueless on how to turn them down. Of course the evening is painful, but it always yields stories that my friends say are too priceless to leave among our circle of friends (one even wants me to capitalize on them), so here's on to bigger and better things.
Today a guy asked me rather flatteringly why in the world I'm still single. Two reasons: 1) the guys who ask me out aren't my type (the man who asked me the aforementioned question happens to be twice my age), and 2) I don't settle. Why should I go for an Edward when I could have a Prince Charming? (Yes, that reference was in there for all of you Twilight-crazy fangirls. And yes, Prince Charming trumps Edward every time. Why would you want a creeper who watches you sleep--and doesn't even have the decency to do it on the other side of your window--when you could have a man who sweeps you off your feet?) Back to the point. I know why I'm still single; this blog is to give you a hint as to why YOU are.
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